Monthly Archives: December 2011

Freakin Pub Crawls…

Posted by BarbaryBabe on

I HATE pub crawls…sure, they’re fun for you but for the staff involved it sucks.  You would think that the bigger the crowd the better the money, right? Wrong. Very wrong. I have unfortunately worked the last 2 pub crawls (unintentionally, and unwillingly) the Santacon chased by the Bananas and some stupid college crawl. The Santa’s were not cheerful nor were they in the giving spirit. The Bananas were a little nicer but cheap never the less. This last one, the college whatever crawl, was brutal. Just a bunch of snotty, broke, cheap, assholes looking for an excuse to get a drink for $1.

Fuck you and your stuck up girlfriends looking down on me because they think they are so much better. If you were better than me then your boyfriend wouldn’t drag you down here. If you were better than me, your man wouldn’t light up like a christmas tree when I touch his shoulder and call him sweetie and remember his name. I am the sexual fantasy he craves and doesn’t get from you.

Bazinga. I just slapped you with some truth about “love”.