Signing off for the evening…

I have been going blog crazy the last couple days and boy is it exhausting! I am really enjoying it though and am finding some solace in the release of the chaos that consumes my mind. Time to finish a delicious Thank You dinner for this afternoons sexy romp 😉 I find that nothing shows my love more then filling my hubby’s tummy with a cozy meal and a blow job for dessert. He says I give too much but he wouldn’t be a man if he told me no. I don’t mind at all. It only becomes a chore when the appreciation dissipates. As long as he still looks at me like Im Aphrodite descending from Mount Olympus, and his face “I cant believe shes sucking MY cock? Is she drunk? Is she High? I am the luckiest bastard alive!”, I will be a happy..obedient..wife..on my knees 😉 I should be a marriage counselor!!! Ha! Ha!

Good Night

and

Good Lay!!!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Candy Cocaine

Sex looks good on you :)

Be a good wife

Everyday I work it is inevitable that I will meet 50 men and 95% of them are suffering miserably in their marriage. They speak of enduring tiring, loveless, lifeless relationships. It makes me so sad and fearful. I feel sorry for their wives for having to put up with such ungrateful bastards. I’m fairly traditional and many feminist don’t like me, but for crying out loud suck it up, gentleman.  Of course I look nicer then your wife, I’m in a dark smoky bar, under one black light, with a generous coating of makeup and hairspray. Believe me, in the morning with a bright sun beaming down on all my lines, creases and frizzy mane, I’m grateful my husband doesn’t take a fire hose to me.

What if someday my husband feels that way about me? What if I begin to take for granted his love and input and leave him feeling lonely…how to be a good wife? I don’t know…but I plan on spending the rest of my life working hard at it passionately. I imagine communication might play a ridoculous role in maintaining a healthy relationship.